Nate: "Is this fun? Are you enjoing it?"

Zack: "My back is so sweaty!"

Trey: "Put it in a jar and sell it."

Zack: "Put it in a jar and sell it!"

Zack and Trey: "Put it in a jar and sell it!"

Nate: "What!"

Zack and Trey: "Put it in a jar and sell it!"

Nate: "It's lit!"

Zack and Trey: "Put it in a jar and sell it!"

Nate: "Alright!"

Zack and Trey: "Put it in a jar and sell it!"

Nate: "That's what I'm talking about!"

Zack and Trey: "Put it in a jar and sell it!"
Nate: "Fuck yeah!"

Zack and Trey: "Put it in a jar and sell it!"

Nate: "Michael Jackson!"

Zack and Trey: "Put it in a jar and sell it!"

Nate: ("My asshole.")

Zack and Trey: "Put it in a jar and sell it!"

Nate: "Alright."

Zack: "Put it in a jar and sell it!"

Nate: "Capitalism!"

Zack: "Put it in a jar and sell it!"

Nate: Yeah Zack!

Zack: "Put it in a jar and sell it!"

Nate: *Shrieks*
Zack: "PUT IT IN A JAR AND SELL IT!"

Natе: "PUT IT IN A JAR AND SELL IT!"

Nate: "SWEAT IN MY JAR! SWEAT IN MY JAR! SWEAT IN MY JAR! SWEAT IN MY... JAR! SWEAT! IN MY JAR! SWEAT! JAR! SWEAT! JAR! SWEAT! JAR! SWEAT! JAR!

Nate (Imitating John McCrea): "I saw a littlе jar sitting on the desk. I saw, 'Oh my, uwu, what's this?' Turns out it belongs to Zack Quintanus. Now I can take it and lubricate my anus. Sweat in a jar is my new favorite thing. Sweat in my jar tastes good in spring. I let it sit through the winter and let it get fungus on it. That doesn't rhyme with spring. I'm an idiot."

Nate: "Sweat in a jar. Sweat in a jar. Cake is coming September 6th-ar. Sweat in a jar. Sweat in a jar. If you wanna listen to Cake, just talk to Siri for an afternoon. Instrumental outro."

Nate: "We're Racoon Tour. Thank you."

Zack: "And sell it."

Trey: "What the fuck?"

Nate: "You guys are too high to appreciate that, but we just did something cool."

Zack: "Look at Thomas's face."

Thomas: "I've been staring at the door for like the past..."

Nate: "Do you see Jesus's face in it? I watched a documentary about that."

Thomas: "You don't understand what you're talking about."
Zack: "Whose phone is this?"

Trey: "Oh, we got that on video! I'm so happy!"

Nate: "WHAT?! FUCK YEAH!"