[Intro]
Yo, since everybody always wants to compare me to Eminem, I figured I'd just make it like really fucking easy for you guys this time

[Hook: Ashtin Larold]
Everybody in the 8-5-6
Share this fuckin' video if you like my shit
Said everybody in the 8-5-6
Show some motherfuckin' love, uh

[Verse: Ashtin Larold]
I'm the suburban rebel
The Jersey Devil spittin' truth
When I step into the studio, evacuate the booth
I'm like a Snapple, spittin' facts and always packin' with the juice
Treatin' rappers like a Kit-Kat, I be snappin' 'em in two
New-school on a throwback beat
Sandy Koufax on the mic, because I throw that heat
Mariana's Trench lyrics, yeah, I go that deep
I'm callin' plumbers for you gaspin', cause your flow's that weak (yo)
You need to re-evaluate your skill set
Haven't met a rapper that I ain't verbally killed yet
Put these pussies down; you would think I was a skilled vet
Kinda makes me wonder why I haven't made a mil' yet
I smoke wax, I ain't talkin' dabs, though
Dictator to the game, you can call me Castro
Rap's how your boy earns himself a steady cash flow
Went viral like a fuckin' meme: you mad, bro?
Oh, you mad, bro?