DIRRY-MOIR
[Spoken] You must come with me to the fair! I have seen the most incredible act. A man, a horribly, horribly disfigured man

[Sung]
I have never seen a face like this
Josiana, it’s a thing you mustn’t miss
A creature carved from burning hell
With heaven in his eyes
The ugliest, most brutal, and most delicate surprise

I promise you this man has changed my world
He makes me want to giggle like a river full of pearls
A miracle, an angel with a mutilated cheek
I promise you, my love, he is the greatest ever freak

JOSIANA
[Sung]
I love it when you jump about like this

DIRRY-MOIR
[Spoken] Oh, really?

JOSIANA
[Sung]
Where is this thing that’s given you such bliss?