Football, everybody's doing it
Everybody's playing it, ain't you heard?
Football, everybody's doing it
Everybody's saying it, football's the word

There was a player, he scored a goal
And everybody cheered the goal
Another time, a player got fouled
And everyone booed very loud

Oh, football, everybody's hoping
And everybody's praying their team will win
Football, everybody's raving
And now their misbehaving cuz
Football has got 'em in a spin!

Send that punk off the pitch, bitch!