Football

Football, everybody's doing it

Everybody's playing it, ain't you heard?

Football, everybody's doing it

Everybody's saying it, football's the word



There was a player, he scored a goal

And everybody cheered the goal

Another time, a player got fouled

And everyone booed very loud



Oh, football, everybody's hoping

And everybody's praying their team will win

Football, everybody's raving

And now their misbehaving cuz

Football has got 'em in a spin!



Send that punk off the pitch, bitch!