[Verse 1]
I woke up
To a field mouse caught in
A glue trap
That I left by the hole in my wall
Well it looked up frightened
I am a giant
I will grind your bones into bread
Grab a plastic baggy
Bring you outside
To a two by four to the head

[Refrain]
Oh my, my, my
My, my

[Verse 2]
I just bought
This old taxidermy
A human-like black rat
All dressed up like Nanny McPhee
Little black eyes watching
Me vacantly browsing
At the yard sale down the street
Looks a bit unholy
On top of the fireplace
With the light from the fire underneath
It just stands there judging
In its button down black blouse
Which moves in the wind from the holе in my wall
[Refrain]
Oh my, my, my
My, my, my
My, my, my
My, my, my
My, my, my
My, my