[Verse 1]
Meet you downstairs, in the bar and hurt
Rolled up sleeves in my skull t-shirt
You say "What'd you do with her today?"
And sniffed me out like I was Tanqueray
'Cause I'm your fella, your guy
I'll back my Stella then fly
By the time you're out the door
I tear you down like Roger Moore

[Chorus]
Yeah
I cheated myself
Like I knew I would
I told you I was trouble
Yeah you know that I'm no good

[Verse 2]
Upstairs in bed with your ex-boy
He's in a place but you can't get joy
Thinking of me on the final throes
This is when your buzzer goes
Run out to meet me, chips and pita
I'll say, "When we married"
'Cause I'm not bitter
"There'll be none of him no more"
You cried for me on the kitchen floor
[Chorus]
You cheated yourself
Like you knew you would
You told me you were trouble
Yeah you know, yeah I know
That I'm no good

[Verse 2]
You know I’m no good, I never have been
That’s probably why your friends can’t stand me
Hand me the brandy
Belling up a taxi
Heading out out, tryna rave in the backseat
Actually, been a change in plan please driver
Head to the high street I’ll dash you a fiver
What, you want another tenner?
You’re taking the piss but whatever
Cause I heard my girls been seen with a fella that I don’t like
Oh my, what a low life
Should I go fight?
Throw rights
Now I’m alright
Imma go vibe
Chatting to a girl and I’m tellin her she so nice
Now we’re back at my place
And I get a phone call from one of my mates
He said he made a mistake
It wasn’t my girl that he saw on a date
Fuck sake bruv
[Chorus]
I cheated myself
Like I knew I would
I told you I was trouble
Yeah you know, that I'm no good