[Verse 1: Beardo]
They Call me Beardo
You think I give a fuck? It's the trailer park hero
Drinkin' Jack Daniels
I'll be at NASCAR if you wanna tango

[Dirt Nasty]
I be rangelangin' 'em up
Dirt Nasty grab the bull by the horn buck
I'm tacky as fuck
Blue cowboy boots, made outta duck dick

[Beardo]
Killed both my parents
(Why'd you do it beardo?)
It was self Defense bitch
And I got a problem with narcotics
The CIA be watchin my apartment

[Dirt Nasty]
Take off your top bitch
I raid the cupboard at the orthodonist
While I beat up a handicap
Redarded dumb fuck dick with a fanny pack

[Hook]
Drugs
On my mind
Drugs
All the time
Drugs
Hard to find
Drugs
On the grind

[Verse 2: Dirt Nasty]
I fathomed my head in the reflection
Of the '68 firebird I stole in Houston Texas
I'm addicted to Co-'caine
And all types of other medication man
[Beardo]
My step dad's a tweaker
He made speed with a bunch of ether
I never had a Easter
But I always had a bunch of speakers

[Dirt Nasty]
I'm a one man band on E
Keep on trucking to your town on 18
Wheels not inches
White boys always get they're dick sucked at Winchell's

[Beardo]
"Bitch clean the dishes!"
I slap ya face, having you be wishing
I heard a man want a fight
He a black belt, bitch I got a buck knife

[Hook x2]

[Verse 3: Beardo]
The white ski slopes in Van Nuys
They've always been there open your eyes
Beardo's the truth
Take me to ya dealer lets do some 'ludes
[Dirt Nasty]
I've been on more drugs than Courtney
Love-to-stick-my-dick-in-a-hole like Porky's
I ain't trippin' dude
Get my dick sucked in the conference ro-oo-oo-om, shit

[Beardo]
Well let's leave it at this
Me and dirt nasty we fucked your bitch
And don't say shit
When you get your wig split
Or your neck slit

[Dirt Nasty]
Now everybody say "Suck my dick"
We shoot to kill, you ain't shit, bitch
Me and Beardo wasted
I took a molly, he took a straight hit

[Hook x2]