[Intro]
So, yo, what do you want to rap about, Legacy?
I don't know man. What should we rap about? Nothing?
Word
Let's rap about nothing
Yeah, you want to set it off?
Yeah. Let's go
Hit that shit
This is a beautiful Sunday afternoon. Up in the Hollywood hills
Suck our dicks
I think he's gay

[Andre Legacy]
I'm up here in the Hollywood hills
Sunday afternoon, beautiful world
It's so delicious
When I see the sun, all I see is angels

[Dirt Nasty]
I see bitches doing dishes in my kitchen
One's named Brenda, the other one, can't remember
But they both look good
They going to look better when they both go down on this peckerwood

[Andre]
Yo, we're here with the [?]
Shit's about to get real thick
Hanging out with three little chihuahuas
They cost about six thousand dollars

[Dirt]
I devour most rappers
And you internet nerds, keep typing on computers
'Cause I'll tell you this much
I got the Tahiti hat and I'm going to get Hawaiian butt sucked

[Andre]
Yo, it's March Madness
I hope Michigan State don't lose, that'd be tragic
After that, Duke going to play
I hope they don't lose today
[Dirt]
This dog's fucking the other one
I'm the type of rapper to smother your mother's son
I'm a lovable, adorable gremlin
Your dad worked at the Indian 7/11

[Andre]
Yeah and I've seen his ass trembling
Like a little bitch without a weapon
I'm going to put him somewhere in the section
Locked up, like Hannibal Lecter

[Dirt]
My erection don't need protection
It got a golden force field that protect me from diseases
And I'll tell you something else, partner
Your mom work at hotel room, Ramada

[Andre]
Yo, don't fuck with Dirt with Andre
We might butt fuck your madre
Take you to El Compadre
Get you food poisoning until your shitting out your ass-way

[Dirt]
I'm going to shit in your taco salad
Then butt fuck your dad while he's writing a ballad
Your mom, she's got diarrhea
Not to mention that your sister with the syphilis gonorrhea
[Andre]
She's got AIDS too
I heard she died in 1992
That's fucked up, I rhymed "to" twice
Let me tell you some advice

[Dirt]
But some advice for you rappers, get better
Me and Legacy been rapping since cheese was cheddar
Been rapping since milk was made of leathers
Rapping since the primordial days of cannibals

[Legacy]
Yo, I rap like Christmas gifts
'Cause I'm so gifted like Christmas, bitch
I jump out the window
Fly through the sky, high off indica

[Dirt]
Yeah, I smoke dirt weed
Your mom ain't James Worthy, B
She look like Magic Johnson and it's ironic
His name's Magic Johnson, he beat AIDS, doggy

[Legacy]
I bite like a piranha
Bite your mom's dick off, I'm sorry
I promise, I'll come back tomorrow
Give her some cash, see you manana

[Dirt]
I'll butt fuck you in the fireplace in Aspen
Then take your dad's dick and cut it in half, man
I'm fucking savage
And your dad, he's a small wonder like Fred Savage

[Legacy]
Don't fuck with Dirt
He'll put you in the ground, you'll die in this earth
Come back again as a faggot
That'd be fucked up, refrigerator magnets