[Intro]
Yeah baby, it's Dirt Nasty
This a snack attack
You know I'm staying healthy
Don't want to get too fat

[Verse]
Don't know much about politics
All I know is I like Pop Chips
Vote for me to be the new VP
I send your family three bags for free
Sour cream got me smiling, like Joe Biden
Hell no I ain't lying
Open the bag, it ain't hard to do
My favey flavey, barbecue
Half the fat of the other chips
Them cool ranch kind of taste like moose dick
Invented in heaven
You can find them at 7/11
So if you got the munchies
Rest assured, they crispy crunchy
Wash it down with some water
And I don't recommend you dip 'em in salsa
That will ruin the flavor
They so good, share 'em with your neighbors
Put one in your mouth
The White House gonna have crumbs on the couch

[Hook]
I like to eat Pop Chips