Thom Baum & .M
Bit04: Network (Root)
(Network)

Eduardo Saverin: Hey, Mark
Mark Zuckerberg: Wardo
Eduardo Saverin: You and Erica split up
Mark Zuckerberg: [confused] How did you know that?
Eduardo Saverin: It's on your blog
Mark Zuckerberg: Yeah
Eduardo Saverin: Are you all right?
Mark Zuckerberg: I need you
Eduardo Saverin: I'm here for you
Mark Zuckerberg: No, I need the algorithm you used to rank chess players
Eduardo Saverin: Are you OK?
Mark Zuckerberg: We're ranking girls
Eduardo Saverin: You mean other students
Mark Zuckerberg: Yeah
Eduardo Saverin: Are you sure this is such a good idea?
Mark Zuckerberg: I need the algorithm
Eduardo Saverin: Mark-
Mark Zuckerberg: I need the algorithm...

[Verse 1] Thom Baum

Fuck your page I got another page open
Window open weed smoking profile scoping
Fixing my network stressed hurt open
Tests to pressure at my leisure ends of roping
Steady heavy already severed no hoping
These torrents will constantly torment my motions
These ratios stay making me self loathing
If life's a game I'm in the middle of the ocean
I'm done goodbye don't talk to me
Fuck a profile I ain't been on for weeks
Fuck a persona I smoke chron and speak
Catch me rolling in my casket clean
Lost my mind in flac and MP3's
Lost my dreams up in this MTV
Wish you were here you wouldn't even see me
Dark side of the moon lost with no belief
[Hook] Thom Baum x .M

I keep typing, I keep typing
I keep writing, until the night ends
I keep typing, I keep typing
I keep writing, until the night ends

[Verse 2] .M

Drinking black coffee I scroll through your friendslist
Thumbs tied down in a wifi bitch fit
Photoshop my dick and send a link to the picture
Tumbl through your tweets creeping on your profile with style
Sexting my inner child open
Sweatshop blog dropping comments on the produce
CRT compaq, seven gig drive
And one short film that I streamed all night online
Gettin' hindsight from the tube with the fight comp
Pompous fit fingers on my night rock
Mob looks king but I keep as a leecher
Never not once am I seeding these features
Sceneless screen seed these pixels into a faucet
Condescend all my clogged up comments
One last email to my coffin
Anti gay slang in a race hate mosh pit
(Root)

Erica Albright: Look, you are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole

...

Eduardo Saverin: Mark!
Sean Parker: He's wired in
Eduardo Saverin: I'm sorry?
Sean Parker: He's wired in
Eduardo Saverin: [picks up marks computer and smashes it on the ground] How about now? Are you wired in now?
Eduardo Saverin: You issues 24 million new shares of stock
Mark Zuckerberg: You were told that if new investors came along-
Eduardo Saverin: How much were your shares diluted? How much were his?
Mark Zuckerberg: You signed the papers
Eduardo Saverin: [In the verge of tears] You set me up
Mark Zuckerberg: You're gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company?
Eduardo Saverin: This is gonna be like I'm not a part of Facebook
Sean Parker: It won't be like you're not a part of Facebook. You're not a part of Facebook
Eduardo Saverin: My name's on the masthead
Sean Parker: You might wanna check again
Eduardo Saverin: This because I froze the account?
Sean Parker: Did you think we were going to let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company?
Eduardo Saverin: [Snaps, turns to Sean] I'M SORRY! MY PRADA'S AT THE CLEANERS, [turns back to Mark], along with my hoodie and my "fuck you" flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!
Sean Parker: Security's here, you'll be leaving now
Eduardo Saverin: I'm not signing those papers
Sean Parker: We will get the signature
Eduardo Saverin: Tell me this isn't about me getting into the Phoenix!
[Mark scoffs]
Eduardo Saverin: You-you did it, I knew you did it! You planted the story about the chicken!
Mark Zuckerberg: I didn't plant the story about the chicken
Sean Parker: What's he talking about?
Eduardo Saverin: You had me accused of animal cruelty
Sean Parker: Seriously, what the hell's the chicken?
Eduardo Saverin: And I'll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook, which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole, because I'm not just coming back for 30%, I'm coming back for everything
Sean Parker: Get him out of here
Eduardo Saverin: It's okay, I'm going
[Eduardo turns around to leave with Security, but Sean stops him]
Sean Parker: Hang on! [Pulls out a check] Almost forgot. Here's your $19,000. I wouldn't cash it, though. I drew it on the account you froze
[Eduardo prepares to punch Sean, but stops himself as Sean flinches.]
Eduardo Saverin: [smirking] I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough