[Spoken, Doc Scratch.]

Look alive, Starshine
4/13 in the sky but the dogs won't quit, you're here with me
Dr. Scratch
I'll be your host, your savior, your server player
Juggling out honk-a-natic sounds to keep you alive
A strife specibus for the masses
Scotty dogs for the mass of guests
Louder than ahabs crossheirs and twice as powerful

This one is for all you flarpers
All you shooshpappers and dead wigglers
Listen up!

The future is murderproof
God tiering is secondary
Keep calm and hide in the viel
Team Adorabloodthirsty, make some noise

[Sung, Casey]

Glub-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-a-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-a-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-a-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-a-glub-a-glub-glub

[Eridan]
Slime, gimmie slime, gimmie slime
I don't eat it
But I'll take wwhat you got, bake a pie and I'll keep it

[Karkat]

12 TROLLS THROUGH THE WALL
KILL THE KING WATCH HIM FALL
AND WE CRAWL, AND WE CRAWL, AND WE CRAWL
(I'LL GIVE YOUR UNIVERSE CANCER.)

[Eridan]

Lovve, gimmie hate, gimmie quadrants cause wwe need it
But I'll take wwhat I wwant
Fill a pail and I'll keep it

[Karkat]

IN A FOLDER, IN A CARD, PUT AN X ON THE CODE
GIMMIE MORE
I WANT MORE
GIMMIE MORE
(SHUT UP AND PLAY THIS WITH ME!)

[Eridan]
The land of wwind and shade
To little cubes and tea

[Both}

JACK IS THE ENEMY
HE GAVVE US HIS AFFORMATION

[Karkat]

MESSAGE TO HIM FROM ME
DESTROY HIM TOTALLY

[Both}

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
LET US FACE HUMILIATION

[Music break]

[Eridan]

Hey let me tell you bout' the sea king!

[Karkat]
SHUT UP ERI, YOU DON'T ACT LIKE ROYALTY!
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A BAD GUY, WERE SUCH A SAD GUY
AND KILLED FEFERI ON A MURDER HIGH?
YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE FISH BREATH! (wweh!)

[Eridan]

In this cacophony

[Karkat}

WHERE WE CAN BARELY SEE

[Both]

WWE'RE TRYING NOT TO BE
MURDERING OUR CIVVILIZATION

[Karkat]

MESSAGE TO HIM FROM ME

[Eridan]

Destroy him totally

[Both]

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
EVVERYONE TO BATTLE STATIONS!

[Spoken, Lord English]

And right here, right now
All the way back on the timeline
The little wigglers open their shining eyes like candles up to Heaven
All the paraplegics
And the blind girls
And the candy red blood
And the crazed hero from the land of Wrath and Angels who scream out
"WHO WILL SAVE US?!"

[Sung, Karkat and Eridan]

EVVERYBODY WWANTS TO MAKE A WWORLD
EVVERYBODY WWANTS TO MAKE A WWORLD
BUT NO ONE
NO ONE WANTED TO DIE
(WWant to try, wwant to try, wwant to try, wwant to try, wwant to try, wwant to try)
(I'LL BE YOUR INSTIGATOR!)

[Music break]

[Casey]

Glub-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-a-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-a-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-a-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-glub-a-glub-a-glub-a-glub-glub


{Eridan, Karkat]

MAKE NO APOLOGIES
IT'S DEATH OR VVICTORY

[Eridan]

On Kars authority

[Karkat}

CRASH AND BURN
IT'S US AGAINST HIM

[Eridan]

I'm tired of piles of junk

[Karkat]

..I think I heard a honk

[Both]

I'D RATHER BE A GOD

[Eridan}

Than be here to tell this story

[Karkat]

WON OUR GAME
SO WHERE'S OUR GLORY?!

[Both]

WWE ALL DIED AND WWATCHED OUR DREAMS EXPLODE..