God fucking damn it Dave
There goes the last shit that I ever gave!
Isn't it ironic?
Used to be platonic
Then I realized
I'm horns over heels for-
God fucking damn it Dave

Making bedroom eyes at any pretty boy, or girl, or troll
He always knows just how to piss me off
Even if I beg he won't lay off

God fucking damn it Dave
If only I could manage to escape
But your lips are witchcraft
Don't you fucking dare laugh!
Just leave me alone
I just need some time alone
No, I just need some time alone
No, I just need some time alonе
No, I just need some time alone!

God fucking damn it Davе
This bridge is shitty
So you might feel pity
For my tragic tale of incompatibility
Can you distract me when he's so attractively
Holding my weakness against me, the bastard!
Will he persist even after I kiss him?
I hate him, I love him
But I keep on
Trying to prove that I
Love how I swoon
I'm loosing my confidence
I want you
I want you
I want you
I want you
I want you
I want you
I want you

God fucking damn it Dave
If I had a star to wish on
For my life, I can't imagine
Any other stoic prick compares
Mirror shades won't hide it if you stare
Love me, hate me, fuck me, I don't care

God fucking damn it Dave
I might not be real experienced with humans
But who am I fooling, while my blood is pooling
At the pit of me, as I lie awake and

God fucking damn it Dave
Whisper in my ear, with your stupid voice
Tell me that you love me, that you're thinking of me
Straight and to the point
That is why I hate you
God fucking damn it Dave
*zip*