I'll take you out tonight
Do whatever you'd like
Strider, Strider be mine
Strider be mine

I'll wear your shades tonight
And clothing you don't like
Strider, Strider be mine
Strider be mine

When it comes to romance
You know there's only one dance
If your hatred is freelance
I could see me in your pants

I, I hate your stoic face
And your stupid hair
I, I think your cape is dumb
And you've got no flare

I, I hate your stoic face
And your stupid hair
I, I think your cape is dumb
And you've got no flare

Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Strider, yeah
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Strider, yeah
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Strider, yeah
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Strider, yeah
He thinks he's such hot shit
With all his cool kid tricks
'cause he gets all the chicks
Can't believe even I fell for this!

He thinks he's such hot shit
With all his cool kid tricks
'cause he gets all the chicks
Can't believe even I fell for this!

Think you're the chosen knight?
You better stand and fight
Strider, Strider be mine
Be fucking mine

You bloody hypocrite
Your fine ass won't be missed
I hope you choke on something sharp and die

When it comes to romance
You know there's only one dance
If your hatred is freelance
I could see me in your pants

I, I hate your stoic face
And your stupid hair
I think your cape is dumb
And you've got no flare
I, I hate your stoic face
And your stupid hair
I think your cape is dumb
And you've got no flare


Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Strider, yeah
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Strider, yeah
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Strider, yeah
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Strider, yeah

I don't speak cool kid, but I can if you like
I-I don't speak cool kid, b-but I can if you like
I don't speak cool kid, but I-but I can if you like

I, I hate your fucking face
And that stoic stare
I, I think your cape is dumb
And you've got no flare

It really is pretty clear
That I do not care
But I wanna run my hands
Through your hipster hair

Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Strider, yeah
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Strider, yeah
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Strider, yeah
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Strider, yeah


Hey Strider, this is it
You fucking make me sick
If you can't handle this
Shut up and draw some more dicks

Hey Strider, this is it
You fucking make me sick
If you can't handle this
Shut up and draw some more dicks