If there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won that
John isn't worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there done that!

Who'd you think you're kidding?
He's the earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden dumbass
I can see right through you
No, you can't conceal it
I know how you feel and
Who you're thinking of

No chance, no way (shoo-doop, shoo-doop)
I won't say it! (shoo-oo-doo-)
No, no (doo-oop)
You swoon, you sigh
Why deny it
Uh oh
It's too cliché
I won't say I feel flushed (shoo-doop, shoo-doop)

(oooh) I thought my heart had learnt it's lesson
It feels so good when you start out
(aaah) My heart is screaming: Get a grip, Karkat!
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out (cry your heart out)
You keep on denying
Who we are and how we're feeling
Past Mе, I'm not buying
'Cuz I saw us hit the ceiling
Face it likе a grown-up
When ya gonna own up?
That ya got, got, got it bad?

(whoa) No chance, no way (shoo-doop, shoo-doop)
I won't say it! (shoo-oo-doo-)
No, no (doo-oop)
Give up, give in
Check that grin
You are flushed!
This scene I won't play
I won't say I'm in love
You're doing flips
Read my lips
You are flushed!

You're way off the base (shoo-doop, shoo-doop)
I won't say it! (shoo-oo-doo-)
Get off my case (doo-oop)
I won't say it! (daa-daa, daa)
Come the fuck on
Just admit that we're flushed!
OH, ALRIGHT FINE!
At least out loud..
I won't say I'm in...
Shoo-doop, shoo-doop
Shoo-do-
You know what?
FUCK being your background singer!
You want a hot piece of Egbert ass
And you want it RIGHT NOW!
Admit it, you bulge-chaffing nooksniffer

Oh, fuck you "Future Me"...