Lookin' like a whale
And your musical.ly a fail
When I see you fall
You bounce like a ball

When you try to look cute
You make me wanna puke
Think you can dance
You're not even good at first glance

You make me laugh
Looking like a giraffe
Your Instagram a scam
Why you look like ham

Could be Jabba the Hutt
With all that gut
You're super pale
And slow as a snail

Lookin' like a fool
You gonna blind me at the pool
Tryna' get skinny by eating Wheaties
But all you have is diabetes

You're gonna go to jail
For breaking the scale
Just by being lame
You are feeding my flame
You can call me a liar
But you're just jealous of this fire