[INTRO: Saftmaskin]
Oh yeah
Yeah I'm about to
About to lay a rap, you know?

[VERSE 1: Saftmaskin]
I was vibing then my dog died
Then I got sad
He died of sudden anal prolapse
He ate something weird perhaps
Now he's a rug that I can give a hug
Sometimes out of his ass comes a bug
Also my mom died, not cool, I don't vibe with it what the fuck man
How this happen?
Now imma have to carry wapon
The only thing that make me happy now
Is soft loli breathing 10 hours
It make me happy man

[VERSE 2: LION]
Mm mm yeah yeah yeah
I would shed a tear for your dog
But to keep it real I killed your dog
He died whilst I gave him my log
His asshole looked like a bog
Then I accidentally ran him over with my car
I'm sorry if this is too far, but I crushed him with my car
Ye ye ye I conquered that dog like a tsar
Then I drove with the nearest bar

[INTERLUDE: LION]
Yeah lemme drop a bar

[VERSE 3 : LION]
I'm sorry I killed your pet
And I'm more sorry I didn't tell you
But to keep it real, I killed your mom too
I'm sorry I didn't say anything
But I also stole your wedding ring
Yes I am the reason for your divorce
I just really like bling bling

Back to the dog, I fucking hated him
He would bark way to much so I fucking
Murdered him

[OUTRO: LION]
Yeah I'm out
(Door closing)