[Intro]
They say they like that I'm fat
They say they like that I'm fat
(Lardi, Ayy)
They say they like that I'm fat
They say they like that I'm fat

[Verse 1]
I like Doritos, I like donuts
I like Funyuns, Make me go nuts
I like super-sized meals
Where's my sauce, bitch I'mma blow up
I like toast with avocados
And just a pinch of salt
So what? I like to eat
This all my daddy's fuckin' fault
I like Netflix and my Chexmix
Wearin' pink pajama pants
I like provolone and all, but pepper jack is where it's at
They call me Lardi, Lardi
Big ol' body
Soggy mommy
Fat tamale
Spicy like a salami
Playin' games, Jumanji
Jump out the booth
Gotta go toot (ah)
Just kiddin' I gotta go poop
Get to the bathroom as fast as I can
Eatin' it all is givin' me gas
Told the waiter I'm sorry
'Bout to burst, I gotta go
Yeah they call me Lardi B
Like what the fuck is cardio

[Verse 2]
Eatin' popcorn out the bag
(They say they like that I'm fat)
Syrup all over my pants
(They say they like that I'm fat)
Triple burger, double bread
(They say they like that I'm fat)
Ketchup, mayo, mustard, spread
(They say they like that I'm fat)
YouTube needs to holla
(They say they like that I'm fat)
Yeah, they owe me some dollars
(They say they like that I'm fat)
Uber Eats give me coupons
(They say they like that I'm fat)
Half off on my croutons
(They say they like that I'm fat)
Ooh!