[BETELGEUSE]
Hey folks! Beggin' your pardon!
S'cuse me! Sorry to barge in!
But how'd you like to make a start on the whole
Y'know, "being dead" thing

Death is so my oeuvre
I make crossing over smoother
Try to think of me as lube for the whole
Y'know, the whole "being dead" thing

Yes, I guess you have regrets
"We should have carpe'd way more diems
Now we're never gonna' see 'em"
I can show you what comes next

Evеrything is great here
Lots of friеnds to make here
They're sailing on the lake here
THERE'S A GIANT SNAKE HERE!

You're- You're gonna' be fine
On the other side
DIE! You're all gonna die! You're all gonna die!
I'll- I'll be your guide
To the other side
IT'S A PART OF THE "DEAD" THING!