[BETELGEUSE]
Let's start at the start, this is my prison
That's where you poop and this is the kitchen

[SPOKEN]
They're really close

[SUNG]
Before pediatricians
Or even religion invented a soul you could save
I've been haunting this house
Since it was a cave

Look at these morons, totally clueless

[ENSEMBLE]
Owo-oh-oh-oh, Owu-oh-uwu-oh-oh

[BETELGEUSE]
Eat, sleep and screw is their entire to-do list

[ENSEMBLE]
Owo-oh-oh-oh, Owu-oh-uwu-oh-oh

[BETELGEUSE]
Stuck with these schmucks with nothing to do
Just watching these jack-offs scrape by
It's the same old story
Guess what? You've been boring
Way back since the dawning of timе