[Betelgeuse]
Okay, listen up I'm not gonna lie
Right now, you couldn't frighten a fly
Or scare a seagull off of a fry
You ever stop to ask yourselves "why?"

Both of you are super polite
Middle-class, suburban and white
Well all of that is finished tonight
Exept for the "white part", obsivoisly

Take your places
I want scary faces
Now go

No
No
No
No

How do I say this?
Both of you basically blow

No
No
Woah