[BETELGEUSE]
The winner isn't always the biggest or the strongest
Frankly, it's a fact that it's got jack to do with size
It's the under-est of dogs who often wins against the odds
And walks away triumphant with the crummy fluffy prize

She's the girl that everybody underestimated
Holy nacho guacamole-boly that was a mistake
She ain't even on the ballot, but hey, look who's got the mallet
And look at all your faces stuffed with crummy bumble cake, ugh!

See those yuppies all lined up in a row?
You paid your quarter, girl, you oughta unload

Step right up! Test your skill!
Land a blow, why not go for the kill?
Set your feet! Take a shot!
All that built up teenage angst has gotta pop!

Step right up! Take a swing!
Give 'em hell, see the bell? Make it ring!
With a smack of your bat, they will know that mousey can roar
Well, I guess you ain't invisible no more!

Double Negative!