Girl, you dead (So dead)
And now you just arrived in the Netherworld
You're feeling confused, discombobulated
What's gonna happen? What's it like here?
Yo, let me tell you

Everything is kinda meh (Yo, everything is meh)
It's neither here, it's neither there (It's neither here, it's neither there)
There's no drops and there's no peaks
Anytime a person speaks it's kinda difficult to care ('Cause they're boring, yo)

No-one's sad but no-one's happy (No)
It's just a level of butt-crappy (Just a bit)
Everyone is kinda lame, every day is just the same
Everything is kinda meh (Yo, yo, everything is meh)

Everything is kinda meh (It's meh, it's meh)
All the laws are pretty fair (Yeah, have to admit that)
So there isn't any crime, all buses run on time
Every radio plays Cher (Yo, it could be worse)

We just talk about the weather (It's pretty good)
Everybody's like whatever (Yeah)
No-one's fat and no-one's fit
And the beach is pretty shit
Everything is kinda meh (Yo, yo, yo, it's meh)