Who Boy
Ripped My Pants (Bonus: Price of Getting Taller Demo)
[Intro]
I thought that I had everybody on my side
But then I went and blew it all sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants

[Verse 1]
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and ripped his pants

[Verse 2]
I know I shouldn't mess around, I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun
Or sand in your buns

[Verse 3]
So now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
So listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants

[Segue: Price of Getting Taller]

[Verse 1]
I can't fit on my old bike anymore
That means I must be gettin' older (I must be gettin' older)
Didn't spend the whole summer skipping rocks on the water
Too much weight on my shoulders (Too much weight on my shoulders)
I've been thinking 'bout how much it has fell to the wayside
I gotta get goin' (I gotta get goin')
Can't clear my schedule for something that might help me to unwind
I can't afford to spend time slowing down

[Verse 2]
I can't fit in my beat-up pair of shoes anymore
I guess they must be gettin' smaller (They must be gettin' smaller)
Hope I'm ready for the big wide world outside of my window
The price of getting taller (Price of getting taller)
Wish that I could find my bag with my Game Boy
I lost it back in '09 (Lost it back in '09)
But I think I have enough to distract me
Don't need another thing to waste my time