Budman.
Mom
VERSE ONE:
Mom! get the fuck out of my room before i lose it
Got ears on either side of your thick skull? then use ‘em!
You fucking fat bitch, i really never wanna have to
Yell at you ‘cause then i hear you crying ‘bout it after
Think i'm lying when i ask you to stop going through my shit like a maggot?
It seems as though your eyeballs are attracted
To like every single other fuckin’ thing in my room
‘cept your son standing here, mom, i'm speaking to you!
What's your problem?
You looking for something? can i help find it?
I’ve never done a drug in my life
You need remindin'?
You think i'm lyin'?
I'm speaking violent?
I'm feeling fine, i'm just a little agitate you don't see the line that
I’m tryna cross between us -
Get hoppin’ off my penis
Get the fuck out of my room, how many times can i repeat this?
Jesus christ, i'm heated
You like my room, keep it!
Sleep in it like i give a shit, mom, i’m leavin!

AVI: yo get the fuck in the car, ezra!
BUDMAN: i'm in the fucking car!
AVI: yo get in the car!
BUDMAN: i'm in the car, settle down!
AVI: dude i've been waiting for fuckin’ have an hour bro
BUDMAN: you don't have to yell at me as soon as i fuckin' open the door, okay? i'm in the car!
AVI: well fuck, can i see the weed?
BUDMAN: i was in my house! yes
AVI: can i see the weed?
BUDMAN: yes, you can see the weed, but can you calm down?
AVI: alright, alright
BUDMAN: here you go! fuck
AVI [holding the ziplock, smelling the weed]: fuck man, that smells really good
BUDMAN: i know it's fuckin' nice, okay? i got it from dave this morning. alright? flown in from bc. medicinal. medicinal
AVI: well fuck! let's go smoke man let's fuckin go smoke!
BUDMAN: i'll smoke with you, but if you don't settle i'm just gonna walk into my house, i'm just gonna fuckin' roll up a joint by myself, i'll probably have a better fuckin' time
VERSE TWO:
Hello mom? it's ezra
Stop being a fucking cunt!
No wait, no mom mom mom please don't hang up
I'm just glad you answered ‘cause my phone is straight about to die
And i have nowhere to sleep mom
It's freezing outside!
I miss my bed
I know it's only been an hour since i left
I've done so many things that i regret
I've been chilling on a bench just thinking about
Like every single thing i did before leavin' the house
I take all of it back
I didn't mean to get so ugly
All i meant to say is that i really wish you'd trust me!
Instead of searching through my room like i'm a drug fiend
Take it for the truth when i'm telling you my blood's clean
What? no, i'm not trying to pull a card
Will you let me back?
I don't wanna sleep on the boulevard!
I promise you'll never see me yelling or complaining
I just need to be inside my house, i'm literally begging!
Yeah? i can come home?
Oh my god, thank you!
I'll make my way home now
I'll try not to wake you
I really cannot stress enough, nothing i said was untrue
I'd never ever lie to my mom
I love you