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Livin’ Mask-Free
(Verse 1)
[COUNTRY SINGER]
Well, you know I love my country
And it brings me pain to see
All my fellow countrymen
Succumbing to disease

So I asked the family doctor
If there's something I can do
And she only asks
That I wear a mask
So I smile and say, "Fuck you!"

(Chorus 1)
Fuck you, I don't care what your science say
I'm a freedom-lovin' member of the USA
I'll kill this entire country if it keeps it free
No need to wear a mask, 'cause I'm brave and strong
And I heard you suffocate if you wear it too long
But I'm not frightened, nobody's brave as me
Yeah, life is good when you're livin' it mask-free

(Verse 2)
Some people try to tell me
It's the least that I can do
They say, "We're fuckin' dyin'
What the fuck is wrong with you?"
And I wonder how to save them
If there even is a way
And as they shout
"Cover your mouth!"
I lean in close and say

(Chorus 2)
Fuck you, it's a thing called sacrifice
If you die for my freedom, that's just the price
The price we pay for sweet, sweet liberty
If you don't like freedom, you can leave this land
But you can't right now 'cause there's a travel ban
To most other countries 'cause America's so diseased
But that's okay, 'cause we're livin' life mask-free

(Bridge)
It's not protectin' people
It's hidin' tyranny
Can you even name one person who thinks they work
That's not the CDC?
Or the World Health Organization?
Or scientists?
Or NIAID?
Or the NIH?
Or pretty much every other country in the whole world?
(Spoken)
[INTERJECTING MAN]
Um, Donald Trump?

[COUNTRY SINGER]
What? No, that doesn't sound right!

[INTERJECTING MAN]
No, yeah. He really dragged his feet on it, but I think, like, even the dumbest man in the world has gotten on board with masks at this point. And there's a big --

(Chorus 3)
[COUNTRY SINGER]
Fuck you, I don't care about all the deaths
Don't care how much I kill with my stupid breath
'Cause I'm coughin' freedom out from sea to sea
But I'm not talkin' 'bout your freedom to live
I mean the freedom to look at all the shits I give
'Cause the only guy I care about is me
And the only way I'm livin' is mask-free
Yeah, the only way I'm livin' is mask-free