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The Irrationally Long Number Pi Song (”Sweet Number Pi”)
[Chorus 1]
She's my number pi
3 point 1 4 1 5 9
2 6 5 3 5 8 9
7 9

[Verse 1]
3 2 3 8 4 6 2
6 4 3 3 8 3 2
7 hundred and 95
O 2 8 8 4 1 9, yeah

7 1 6 9 3 9 9
37 5 1 O 5
8 20 9 7 4 9 4
4 59 2 3 0

7 8 1 6 4 0 6 2 8
6 2 0 8 9 9 8

[Chorus 2]
She's my number pi
Take your circumference and divide it by
Your diameter then you will find
Sweet number pi
[Verse 2]
62 8 O 34
82 53 4
2 thousand 1 hundred 17
O 6 7 9 8 2 14

8 O 8 6 51 3
2 hundred 82 30

[Chorus 3]
She's my number pi
Digits on and on, infinite supply
Can't reach the end but we're still going to try
Sweet number pi
Pi, number pi

[Bridge]
Digits
All night long
Digits

[Verse 3]
66 4 7 O
9 3 8 4 4 6 O
9 5 5 O 5 8 2
2 31 72
[Chorus 4]
She's my number pi
53 59
How many more digits can we define?
Sweet number pi

She's my number pi
I can't believe that we counted this high
Ask our favorite number and we'll reply
Sweet number pi
Sweet number pi
Digits!

[Verse 4]
4 O 8 1 2 8 4
8 1 1 1 7 4
5 O 2 8 4 1
0 2 7 0 1, yeah

93 85
2 1 1 O 5 5 5
96 44
62 2 9 4

8 9 5 4 93 O
3 8 1 9 6 4 4
[Chorus 5]
She's my number pi
2 8 8 1 O 9
75 6 6 5 9
Sweet number pi

[Verse 5]
3 3 4 4 6 12 8
47 5 6 4 8
2 3 3 7 8 6 7
8 3 1 6 5 2 7

12 O 19 O 9 1 4 5
6 4 8 5 6 6 9

[Chorus 6]
She's my number pi
If you're still watching we don't know why
Want more digits? Then we'll comply
Sweet number pi

[Verse 6]
2 3 4 6 O 3 4
8 6 1 O 4 5 4
3 2 6 6 4 8 2
1 3 3 9 3 6 O 7 2
Whew... okay

6 O 2 4 9 1 4
1 2 7 3 7 2 4
5 8 700 6 6 O
6 3 1 two 5's in a row

8 8 1 7 4 8 8
15 two 2O9's 6 2 8

[Interlude: Director]
Cut, alright, that's a wrap, good job every-

[Chorus 7]
She's my number pi
2 9 2 5 4 O 9
Getting pretty tired and that's no lie
Sweet number pi

[Verse 7]
1 and a 7 and then 15
Two 36's with a 4 in between
7 8 9 2 5 9 O 3
6 O O 1 1 3 3

O 5 3 O 5 4
8 8 2 0 4
6 6 5 2 13
84 and then 14

6 9 5 1 9 4 15
1 1 6 O 9 4 3

[Chorus 8]
She's my number pi
Continue the count with 3 O 5
7 2 7 O 3 6 5
7 5 9 5

[Verse 8]
9 1 9 5 3 O 9 2 1
8 6 1 1 7 3 8 1
9 3 2 6 1 1 7
9 3 1 O 5 11

85 48 0 7
4 hundred 46 23 7
9 9 6 2 7 4 9
5 6 7 35

1 8 8 5 7 5 2
7 2 4 8 9 1 2

[Chorus 9]
She's my number pi
We'll probably be singing until we die
If you're still with us then just stand by
For more number pi

[Verse 9]
2 7 9 3 8 18
3 O 1 then 19
4 9 1 2 9 8 3
3 6 7 33

6 2 4 4 O 6 5 6
6 4 3 O 8 6
O 2 1 3 9 4 9
4 6 3 95

2 2 4 7 3 7 1
9 O 7 O 2 1 7 9

[Chorus 10]
She's my number pi
It just keeps going as you might have surmised
So we're going to stop -- no, wait, I lied
More number pi

[Verse 10]
8 6 O 9 43
7 O 2 7 7 O 5 3
9 2 1 7 1 7 6
2 9 3 1 7 6

7 5 2 3 8 4 6
7 4 8 1 8 4 6
7 6 6 9 4 O 5
1 3 2 three 0's 5

[Chorus 11]
6 8 12 7 1 4 5
26 35
6 O 8 2 7 7 8 5
Sweet number pi

[Verse 11]
7 7 1 3 4 2 7
5 followed by 77
8 9 6 O 9 1
7 3 6 3 7 1

7 8 7 2 1 4
68 44
O 9 O 1 2 2 4
95 34

[Chorus 12]
She's my number pi
3 O 1 4 6 5 4 9
5 8 5 3 7 10 5
O 7 9

[Verse 12]
2 2 7 9 6 8 9
2 5 8 9 2 3 5
4 2 O 1 9 9 5
6 1 1 2 1 2 9

O 2 1 9 6 O
86 4 0
3 4 4 1 8 1 5
9 8 1 3 6 2 9

7 7 4 7 7 13
O 9 9 6 O 5 18

[Chorus 13]
She's my number pi
Are we still going? Jesus Christ
How do we end it? Who decides?
Sweet number pi

[Verse 13]
7 O 7 2 1 1 3
4 six 9's 83
7 2 9 7 8 O
4 9 9 5 1 O

5 9 7 31
7 3 2 81
6 O 9 6 3 1 8 5
9 5 O 2 4 4 5

9 4 5 5 3 4 6
9 O 8 3 O 2 6

[Interlude: Emily Axford as Drummer on Her Phone]
Hi, hon… No, everything’s okay… Will you put Samantha on the phone?… Hi, honey!… Mommy just wanted to hear your voice… Hey, hon… I want you to know… that I love you… and I believe in you… and I want you to stay in school…

[Chorus 14]
She’s my number pi
Continuing along with 4 2 5
2 2 3 O 8 2 5
Sweet number pi

[Verse 14]
3 3 4 4 6 8 5
O 3 5 2 6 1 9
3 1 1 8 8 1 7
Binary forty, 3 1 3 7

8 3 8 75
2 88 65
8 7 5 3 3 2 O
8 3 8 1 4 2 O

[Chorus 15]
She’s my number pi
Please make it stop, let me off this ride
How long do you need us to recite
Sweet number pi?

[Verse 15]
6 1 7 1 77
6 6 9 1 47
3 O 3 5 9 8 2
5 3 4 9 O 4 2

Are we done? No! 87
5 5 4 6 87
3 11 5 9 5 6 2
8 6 3 88 2

[Chorus 16]
She’s my number pi
3 5 3 7 8 7 5
9 3 7 5 1 9 5
Sweet number pi

[Verse 16]
7 7 8 1 8 5 7
7 8 O 5 3 2 1 7
1 2 2 6 8 O
6 6 1 3 two 0’s

1 9 2 7 87
6 hundred 61 11
9 5 9 0 9 2 1
64 2 O 1

[Chorus 17]
She’s my number pi
9 8 9 3 8 O 9 5
2 5 7 20 10 6 5
4 85

[Verse 17]
8 6 3 2 7 8 8 6
59 36
1 5 3 3 8 18
2 7 9 6 8 2 3

O 3 0 1 9 5
2 0 and 35
3 0 1 8 5 2 9
6 8 9 hundred 95

[Chorus 18]
She’s my number pi
7 7 3 6 2 2 5
9 9 4 1 3 8 9
12 49

[Verse 18]
7 2 1 7 75
2 8 3 4 79
1 3 1 5 1 5 5
7 thousand 4 hundred 85

7 2 4 2 4 5
4 1 5 O 6 9 5
The next couple digits are 95
O 8 2 hundred 95

33 then 11
6 8 6 1 and 7
2 and a 7 and also 8
5 and a 5 and one more 8

[Chorus 19]
She’s my number pi
8 9 O 75
O 9 8 3 8 1 7 5
Sweet number pi

[Verse 19]
4 6 3 7 4 6 4 9
3 hundred 93 1 9
2 hundred 55 0
6 O 4 0 0

9 2 7 7 O 16
71 and then 13
9 O O 9 8 4 8
8 2 4 O 1 2 8

5 8 3 6 1 6 0
3 5 6 3 7 O

[Chorus 20]
She’s my number pi-

[Outro: Singer]
Stop! Enough! This has gone on for too long!

[Man 1]
Oh my God, Emily!

[Singer]
Too long

[Man 1]
Emily!

Somebody call 9-1-1!

[Man 2]
Somebody take me to the hospital

[Man 1]
Why are you sleeping!? Somebody call 9-1-1!

[Man 2]
Take me to the hospital, please