[Part I]

[Intro]
Cum shot, cum shot, in my crotch, my crotch
Cum shot, cum shot, in my crotch, my crotch
Cum shot, cum shot, in my crotch, my crotch
Cum shot, cum shot, in my crotch, my crotch
Cum shot, cum shot! In my crotch, my crotch!

[Verse 1]
I haven't peed on the dick since I was nine
I haven’t smelled like sardine in a long, long time
I mean, look at me
Look at the length of my pubic hair, and my face, the shape of my pussy
Do you really think I give a fuck
What I do after years of just hearing them jacking off?

[Pre-Chorus]
I say I live in Niagara Fall, really, I'm at Wet Vagina
It doesn't really matter, doesn’t really fucking matter

[Chorus]
Call him up, “Squirt into my bootyhole"
No cheap hotels, you taking me to the Hyatt
Eating that dick for dinner for me cheating on my diet
It's not about havin' someone to hump me anymore
This is the experience of bein' a freak lil' bitch whore
(Gasm, ahh, whore, uh)
[Verse 2]
Called up one bitch, called up another
Bill Cosby wasn't on
Watching Peter Griffin and Stewie Wondering what went wrong
Way past a freak, I'm more like disgusting
Pussy taste sweeter than sweet potato pumpkins
Stay ass-naked clothes haven't been worn
Squeezing my pussy then it drip like getting juice out a orange

[Pre-Chorus]
I say I live in Niagara Fall, really, I’m at Wet Vagina
It doesn’t really matter, doesn't really fucking matter

[Chorus]
Call him up, "Come daddy and hurt this"
Drop something pick it up slow on purpose, but, ah-augh
It’s not about havin' someone to hump me anymore
No, this is the experience of bein' a freak lil' bitch whore (Gasm, ahh)

[Verse 3]
I mean look at my pubic hair
Look at the length of it and the shape of my pussy
If I told you he touched me in a spot that made me hot
Do you really think that anybody would think
I didn’t ask for dick? I didn't ask for dick
Don't test me unless it's with your testicles
On top of this, mm, so many other tricks that's worth it
Did you know a pornstar can still be
Looking like a young twat at thirty-three?
God's a midget, don't look back babe
Puts the shower on while he calls me
Slips out the back door to talk to me
(I'm invisible, look how he holds)
[Part II]