Lana Del Rey
The Sermon of Spotify
Sometimes I wonder
About the way the world works
If we can’t trust one another
Is that how anything in humanity has ever, ever worked?
Sometimes I wonder
About the way Satan lurks
If you’re only pretending to love others
Is that how a mother’s love has ever, ever burned?

To get to Her, you gotta [click] through Him
He’s the name of the company
And he wears Ray-Bans
To get to Her, you gotta go through Him
He’s the bad guy who thinks he’s right all thе time
And his name’s Jim
And his name’s Jim

(Loosеn up a little
Loosen up a bit)

Jims just want to live
Jims just want to live and forget
Never forget that, never forget
Jims just wants to live and relive

Sometimes I wonder
About these neon colors everywhere
If we can’t hear one another
Is that how human advancement has ever, ever worked?
Sometimes I wonder
About these false staffs everywhere
If we can’t rely on each other
Is that how all human hopes have ever, ever stirred?
To get to Her, you gotta [click] through Him
He’s the name of the company
And he owns Ray-Bans
To get to Her, you gotta go through Him
He’s the bad guy who thinks Ray is wrong all the time
And his name’s Jim
And his name’s Jim

(Loosen up a little
Loosen up a bit)

I’m Jesus in the 21st century
I’m like Ray Barone meets “The Second Coming”
I’m Jesus in the 21st century
I’m like Ray Barone meets return of the King
Turn the profane into wine
Give the homeless an apartment
Raise a staff to the sky, from the internet clouds
Christ came back but what genre?
What department?

Own it, exploit it, gut it, and feel you’re adroit
Whip it, flip it, mourn it, and think you’re still slick
You house-sold the wrong religion
You house-flipped the wrong Christianity
But we can all see you
We can all see how you don’t want to die
With eyes on you, after one billion bores?
You won’t last centuries
Hell, you won’t even last one more war
Raise me up (oh boy)
Raise me up (ah, ha)
Rai-, rai-, raise me up!
Raise me up (uh oh)
Raise me up (is this real?)
Ray’s Rays, raise me up!

(Is this real?)

Colson’s Christ in the 21st century (ooh!)
The Second Coming of Jesus is here (uh oh!)
Colson’s Christ in the 21st century (ooh!)
Spotify’s owners do not want you to hear (aha)

You know sometimes I wonder?
Who owns Ray-Ban?
Who owns Spotify?
Aren’t they just blood beings like you and I?
You know sometimes I wonder
You know sometimes I wonder
Weren’t they just blood beings like you and I?

To get to Her, you gotta [click] through Him
He’s the name of the company
And he mugs Ray-Bans
To get to Her, you gotta flip through Him
He’s the bad guy who owns culture and mystery
And his name’s Jim
And his name’s Jim
To get to Her, you gotta [click] through Him
He’s the name of the company
And he wants me banned
To get to Her, you gotta twist through Him
He’s the bad guy who owns cultural history
And his name’s Jim
And his name’s Jim

Loosen up a bit
Loosen up a bit
Loosen up a bit
Loosen up a bit

Raise me up (oh boy)
Raise me up (ah, ha)
Rai-, rai-, raise me up!
Raise me up (uh oh)
Raise me up (is this real?)
Ray’s Rays, raise me up!