Lana Del Rey
LinkedIn Blues
I know she sees me, I know she judges me
I know she blanches, like I know everything

I know she thinks
I’m the guy who thinks he knows everything
I know she thinks
I’m the guy who thinks he’s here to judge everything

She’s so judgmental
She’s so afraid
She’s elemental
The sense of predation I represent
Is from the jungle
It’s from the jungle
We’rе animals in the land of LinkedIn

I know she wants to, not hеar this song played
At Target or in, the elevator to work
I know she’s had enough, of bullshit to put up
With from her boss, her Mom’s a jerk

I know she thinks
I’m the guy who thinks he knows everything
I know she thinks
I’m the guy who thinks he’s here to judge everything
It’s about forgiveness
Merci, your grace
It’s fundamental
All of us want it at the end of the day
It’s from the jungle
It’s from the jungle
We’re animals in the land of LinkedIn

Come on, come on now
Come on, come on now
I don’t think I’m anything but me
Come on, come on now
Come on, come on now
I don’t think I’m anything but free

(Wow-za)
(Howl-za)
(How’s the weather over there?)
(Climate change was your fault!)
(Wow-za)
(Howl-za)

I’m on the Moon now
I’m on the Moon
It’s Judgment Day
For all the judgmental self-seers
It’s from the jungle
I’m from the jungle
We’re animals in the land of LinkedIn
You heard God’s back in town now?
You should come, come over
Less judgmental than ever (sort of)?
You should come, come over

She’s so judgmental
She’s not afraid
She’s elemental
The sense of predation She represents
Is from the jungle
It’s from the jungle
We’re animals in the land of LinkedIn

She’s so judgmental
She’s not afraid
She’s elemental
The sense of predation She represents
Is from the jungle
It’s from the jungle
We’re animals in the land of LinkedIn

Oh, oh
You’ll be old someday
Oh, oh
And when you’re old, you’ll pray
It’s fundamental
It’s elemental
It’s from the jungle

Oh, oh
Oh, oh (howl)