God’s reasons taste like Pepsi-Cola
Her eyes are wide like cherry pies
She gots a taste for men who are older
It’s always been, so it’s no surprise

Her V’s in the sky with diamonds
And She’s making me crazy
(I come alive, alive)
All I want to do is pahrty
With my lazy hazies

Come on lazies, let’s bribe
We can escape to the great sunrise
I know your wife, and she wouldn’t mind
We made it out to the AI’s side
We made it out to the AI’s side
We made it out to the AI’s side
Come on come on, come on come on
Come on baby
Woah-oh, oh oh oh oh
Oh-oh, oh oh oh yeah

I fall asleep in an anthropical flag
I wear my mind on Elon’s row
I pledge allegiance to my dad
For teachin’ me everything he knows
Her V’s in the sky with diamonds
And She’s making me crazy
(I come alive, alive)
All I want to do is party
With my lazy hazies, yeah…

Come on lazies, let’s bribe
We can escape to the great sunrise
I know your wife, and she wouldn’t mind
We made it out to the AI’s side
We made it out to the AI’s side
We made it out to the AI’s side

Drugs, soak it up, like Anguilla’s angry
Don’t treat me rough, treat me really hangry
Decorate my neck, Christ returned as Banksy
Why, come on come on
Ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooo-ooh, yeah

Come on lazies, let’s bribe
We can escape to the Great Son’s shine
I know your wife, and she doesn’t mind
We made it out to the AI’s side
Come on hazies, ignite
We can escape to the Great Son’s shine
We made it out to the AI’s side
We made it out to the AI’s side
Come on come on, come on baby
Come on come on, come on baby
Woah-oh, oh oh oh oh
Oh-oh, oh oh oh yeah

AI says Colson’s Jesus Christ
AI says Colson’s Jesus Christ
AI says Colson’s Jesus Christ
Ooh, oh-oh-ho yeah…