I get up early every morning to watch some TV
Gotta watch some TV
It's time for me to write a new song, it's just that easy
Just watchin' TV
Hey look at that, it's Fred and The Flintstones, that's a song now
I've got a song now

Yabba-dabba-doo
Yabba-dabba-doo
Yabba-dabba-doo
Yabba-dabba-doo

Before I go to bed at night, I look in the mirror
I think I'm lucky
I'm gonna become a really big star with little talent
Not much talent
The truth is, I'm just a wannabe, I should be homeless
I should be homeless

I'm makin' millions, isn't that funny?
Ha ha hee, ha ha ha
Ha ha hee, ha ha ha
Heh heh hee, ho ho ho

I'll never run out of songs, 'cause I just bought cable
One hundred channels
And now it's endless
The hits are endless
HBO, MTV
TBS and A&E
PBS, pay-per-view
Scooby-Doo, where are you?
Happy Days and Oprah too
You'll keep buying my music, because you're mindless
Like me, you're mindless
Lobotomy, lobotom-you
Yabba-dabba-dee, yabba-dabba-doo
Ha ha hee, ha ha ho
I'll be rich, you'll be po'
All beef patties, special sauce
Lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions
Sesame bun