(Hook)
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this

(Verse)
My, my, my pants so baggy that movin' ain't hard
Make you wanna say, "Oh my Lord!
"Hey Hammer, do you really have a weenie?"
With pants like this, you look like a genie
They give me a real nice breeze
Like a big red hammock on the coconut trees
They're cool now, are you gettin' my drift?
I'm dry where it counts with super-fresh lips
I'm jumpin' and groovin' and such
And this is pants you can't touch

(Breakdown)
Break it down!
Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Stop! Hammer time!

(Verse 2)
Every time you see me, the Hammer's on a roll
Even with my head stickin' out the zipper hole
The ladies think I'm hyped, they copy everything I do
It's Hammer, go Hammer, it's Hammer, go Hammer until there's something new
Can't touch this