When a man needs a big hit
Only one thing he gotta do
Is swipe another song from a long-dead brother
He'll strike it rich as long he can carry a tune
It's like a '90s version of Pat Boone

When a man sings like I do
Oh Lord, he can hardly stand the strain (stand the strain, stand the strain!)
Gotta lie down backstage and take a pill
'Cause baby baby baby, I'm in pain

When a man
Swipes a song
When a man
When a man
When a ma--