[Verse 1]
It's funny how your face gets bigger
Bigger in this atmosphere
And your mouth goes dry with every move you try
It's so funny here
Jumping around, click, click, click
When you're so slow it's like the world is stopping

[Verse 2]
Fifteen times, I've tried this
And every time, I faint
You look at me and start to tell the joke
About the man who couldn't stop hiccupping

[Chorus]
It would be so perfect if you would just fall out the window
I would throw your foot away
You're tired and your face is grey
Like the sad old fool, you groove, you, you, groove

[Refrain]
It's funny how your face gets bigger
It gets bigger in this atmosphere
And your mouth goes dry

[Chorus]
It would be so perfect if you would just fall out the window
I would throw your foot away
You're tired and your face is grey
Like the sad old fool, you gro-gro-groove