[Verse 1]
Well, we're a mile under the ground
And I'm thinking that it's Christmas
And I'm kissing you hard
Like I've got very important business

[Chorus 1]
And no one knows and no one sees us
Because they're drinking themselves senseless
And I'm writhing, and I'm writhing
And I'm writhing in the snakepit

[Verse 2]
Well, I'm out in a car
And it's just full of stupid girls
And I've forgotten how to speak
And I just can't remember a word

[Chorus 2]
And my eyes feel like they're bursting
And they're splitting like plums
And I'm writhing, and I'm writhing
And I'm writhing in the snakepit