[Intro: Lyane Leigh]
Hey, hey-hey, Fritz! Your key fits nicely
My body opens to your touch
So ring my bell and just entice me
I need your lovin', oh so much
'Cause he's wild and, baby, when he aims, he hits
Oh, Fritz, I know you love my tits

[Verse 1: David Brandes as Max]
Fritz, Fritz, beat it, Fritz
So take your fingers off her tits
And if she says she loves you too
It's a lie, oh my, it just ain't true
Fritz, Fritz, listen, Fritz
Don't tell me it's your key that fits
You say she's yours, but I say well
I'm gonna get you down to hell, oh!

[Chorus: Lyane Leigh]
Hey, hey-hey, Fritz! Your key fits nicely
My body opens to your touch
So ring my bell and just entice me
I need your lovin', oh, so much
Hey-hey, hey, Fritz! I know I thrill you
But if you love me, please take care
'Cause if Max gets you, he will kill you
You better watch out for him, Fritz
[Post-Chorus: Lyane Leigh]
'Cause he's wild and, baby, when he aims, he hits
Oh, Fritz, I know you love my tits

[Verse 2: David Brandes as Max]
Fritz, Fritz, shut up, Fritz
And just stop puttin' on the Ritz
And don't you think you're big and strong
Because of your long, long ding-a-dong
Fritz, Fritz, watch out, Fritz
You better leave your wife and kids
You say she wants you, but I say
You better move back home and pray!

[Chorus: Lyane Leigh]
Hey, hey-hey, Fritz! Your key fits nicely
My body opens to your touch
So ring my bell and just entice me
I need your lovin', oh, so much
Hey-hey, hey, Fritz! I know I thrill you
But if you love me, please take care
'Cause if Max gets you, he will kill you
You better watch out for him, Fritz

[Post-Chorus: Lyane Leigh]
'Cause he's wild and, baby, when he aims, he hits
Oh, Fritz, I know you love my tits
[Bridge: Lyane Leigh]
Oh, Fritz
Ooh
Ooh, ahhh, uh, uh, ahh

[Chorus: Lyane Leigh]
Hey, hey-hey, Fritz! Your key fits nicely
My body opens to your touch
So ring my bell and just entice me
I need your lovin', oh, so much
Hey-hey, hey, Fritz! I know I thrill you
But if you love me, please take care
'Cause if Max gets you, he will kill you
You better watch out for him, Fritz

[Post-Chorus: Lyane Leigh]
'Cause he's wild and, baby, when he aims, he hits
Oh, Fritz, I know you love my tits

[Outro: Lyane Leigh]
Oh, Fritz
Ooh, ahhh, uh, uh, ahh
Oh, Fritz, love my tits