[Intro: Youngster Chuck]
Aye, what's popping?
Um, in this long ass intro real quick
Allow me to shout out Mrs. Henderson
One of my favorite teachers, one of my favorite people ever
Um, she really gave me a platform to uh, be able-
For me to be able to create, you know what I’m saying
Like with the literature projects
What'd we have?
We had, uh
Scorch Trials, American Sniper, um, Great Gatsby, and Old Man and the Sea
Thank you for that
2018, we're on to bigger and better things here
We’re on the FAT TAPES
But I do apologize for what's about to come next
I'm sorry (He's lying!)

[Verse 1: Youngster Chuck]
I'm still a virgin that means I don't give a fuck (No pussy)
Fuck you like a squirrel I'm tryna to bust a nut (Squirrel)
I ain't finna dip no exacerbate (That’s a big word)
If you send me n***s then I’mma masturbate (Let me exert all my semen)
I'm tryna fish I got the master bait (Wow!)
I keep me a stick in my pantalones (That’s Spanish for pants)
Used to play the saxophone but I'm still horny (Joking about instruments)
Keep Uranus on me like it's astronomy (Shout out my boy Galileo)
Dick in my hand, aye, never had sex, aye
She gave me her number, aye, now I'm erect, aye
Fuck school, I understudy, play a small part
Touché with my dick
I got a big heart (Shout out to Kanye, College Dropout, yeah)

[Bridge: Youngster Chuck]
Like a Care Bear (Very Viagra)
Like a Care Bear (That’s very floor)
I got me a big heart (I'm warming the bench)
Yeah, like a Care Bear ('Cause I never score)
Aye, fuck all you Grumpy Bears out there, man
I'm like a Love-A-Lot Bear or a Tenderheart Bear
I'm hard as fuck, bitch, very Viagra

[Verse 2: Ian Hartwell]
(Oh, yeah, for real?)
Fuck on my shorty
Not on my story
That girl be absent (Gone)
Yeah, she ain't real
Just like a myth
Shit be a legend (Skrt)
Meat in my grasp
My rod in my hand
My dog got no bun, goddamn
Step in my grill
Don't come to my party
My meat is a catch, prime rib
College been dry as a face on Acutane
Moisten shit up but I don't got Johnson (Johnson & Johnson)
These girls don't catch eye that's a damn shame
Tried clearing my vision but I don't need these frames

[Hook: Youngster Chuck & Ian Hartwell]
(Small dick, big heart, small dick, big heart, small dick, big heart, small dick, big heart)
Fuck school, I understudy play a small part (Wow!)
Touché with my dick but I got me a big heart (Very Viagra)
Fuck school, I understudy play a small part (Wow!) (Yikes!)
Touché with my dick but I got me a big heart

[Outro: Youngster Chuck & Ian Hartwell]
(Small dick, big heart, small dick, big heart, small dick, big heart, small dick, big heart)
Very big heart, aye
I'm a Care Bear (Fuck)
She all on my dick (She fuck on my dick)
She all on my heart (My dick is my hat)
I'm going hard (My hat is big)
I don't tr-, aye (My hat is my dick)
That means I fuck around
That means I fuck around (That's a big ass hat!)
That means I fuck-
Impregnate a circle
Fuck
Shit (That's har-)