The topics tonight were the evils of greed
Psycho-linguistics in the English disease
Off-liscence tinnies and prison rollies
And I googled Parley to see what it means
The locals love the jukebox nostalgia
Old Vera Lynn to Frank Sinatra
Give me some old school, tit for tat
There's something about a prior spat
We're all at the bar drinking Stella Artois
Referencing Sartre and Danny Dyer (x2)
Boozed up again, see the old guard lose
Siri synonyms of de ja vu
Back in time for Match of the Day
Ending the night in the very worst way
Sick on the sheets and seventy quid down
Put a fiver on the horses went round for round
Never such innocence ever before or since
It's a bad bad case of the English disease
We're all at the bar drinking Stella Artois
Referencing Sartre and Danny Dyer (x2)
It's a case of the English disease
You know what I mean
And so do I (x4)