[Verse 1]
My favourite thing abut telling a story is you can bollocks your way along
I start the first half of it a little white lie and then I just carry on
I like to blur the line between style and substance just to get my point across
I like to blur the line between truth and bollocks just to get my point across

[Chorus]
I'm like a tabloid newspaper
I'm like a preacher man
Devoid of integrity
I'm a liar
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth

[Verse 2]
I'm very keen on the notion of falsity just to make it a better song
I love the idea of bending a tale just to make it a better one
We never really sat at the bar quoting Danny Dyer, drinking Stella Artois
Who do you think I am, do you think I'm an honest man? (No i don't)

[Chorus]
I'm like a tabloid newspaper
I'm like a preacher man
Devoid of integrity
I'm a liar
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth