Yung Jeehzussz
Life’s Greatest Pleasures (Bitches and Hoes)
[Intro: Yung Jeehzussz]
Thrusting!
[Verse 1: Yung Jeehzussz]
Listen boys, everywhere in the hood
I'm white but I certainly hood so good
Got four-thousand smackers in my homie's BA
Bank account, that's what the cool kids say
Don't even try to test me, boy
Don't even try to best me, boy
Don't even try to guess me, boy
My brain power is unlimited
Look at me, I am into this now
My bitches and hoes came into town
There they are, over the horizon
Excuse me, while I buy Verizon
[Interlude: Roger Waters]
He's a disgusting man
He's totally narcisisstic
He's completely incompetent
He obviously feels deeply, deeply inferior
[Hook: Yung Jeehzussz]
Bitches and hoes
Busy bitches on my hoes
But my hose is stuck watering the plants
[Verse 2: Yung Jeehzsussz]
I am Yung Jeehzussz
That's what they say
They call me that 'cause I'm Jesus, in a way
I got so, so much money
They call me Dark Side
But I don't dislike Jews
Only ones that are worse than I
[Verse 3: Yung Jeehzsussz]
Blokes and jokes
Which one you want?
Hold on one second
I got hoes to flaunt
And my tower of bitches has gotten so high
I'm interfering with communication between airports and the sky
[Hook: Yung Jeehzussz]
Bitches and hoes
Busy bitches on my hoes
But my hose is stuck watering the plants
[Verse 4: Yung Jeehzsussz]
I have as much intellect as you can imagine
And I have so much money I can buy you a mansion
My sweeping piano will take you away
And you can come back for more on another day
Oh, oh, oh, oh, hmmmm, hmmmmm
Oooooh, hmmm
[Verse 5: Yung Jeehzussz]
Listen boys, everywhere in the hood
I'm white but I certainly hood so good
Got four-thousand smackers in my homie's BA
Bank account, that's what the cool kids say
Don't even try to test me, boy
Don't even try to best me, boy
Don't even try to guess me, boy
My brain power is unlimited
Look at me, I am into this now
My bitches and hoes came into town
There they are, over the horizon
Excuse me, while I buy Verizon
I am not ghost-written by Ryan
Don't believe Zac lyin'
[Verse 6: Yung Jeehzussz]
Bitches
Bitches and hoes
Busy bitches on my hoes
In my house, anything goes
So come see me
Under the sea
It's time to go
You can leave me
My bitches and hoes
Keep me company
Yung Jeehzussz is the best