Hey guys, what's up?
I got something, yuh
Sex is bad, it's not cool
If you have sex, you're a fool

You'll get an STD
That does not seem cool to me
And the police may come and get you
There's no place that they can't get to
Oh gosh, you had sex?
Did you know that's not the best?
What the heck? That's insane!
Now you've been diagnosed with AIDS!

Don't risk it, don't have sex!
The abstinence plan is the best!