[Chorus]
Slow your roll
You're a goofy man and you have lost control
Gone from sharp and wicked to all round and dull
If you need a hand, I'm your friend of old
You're a goofy man, that's what I've been told
You're a goofy man and you have lost control
You're the goofiest man that I know

[Verse 1]
You're the leanest, the meanest
The loudest, the proudest
The smartest, the hardest
The Argus, the target
The artist, the startist
The burger, the cheese
The bee, his knees
The clown, the judge
The door who won't budge, you mean so much
To think that you've been lost to just some silly persona
Resorting to some media while dressed in your fursona
If you don't have anyone, you know you got me
Let's create, demonstrate, we all want to see
I'm waiting, I'm waiting, you will impress me

[Chorus]
Slow your roll
You're a goofy man and you have lost control
Gone from sharp and wicked to all round and dull
If you need a hand, I'm your friend of old
You're a goofy man, that's what I've been told
You're a goofy man and you have lost control
You're the goofiest man that I know