Who won the league?
Who won the league?
Who won the league?
Who won the league?
Chelski of course!

Jose: Hello Mr. Whinger
Whinger: What?
Jose: Well, fancy seeing you here!
Whinger: Sacrebleu!
Jose: Am I right in thinking that this winner used to play here?
Whinger: Yes!
Jose: Secs, let me ask you, is lifting that trophy slightly BORING?
Secs: BORING, is 10 years without title
Jose: Heh heh, good one Secs! Lets get out of here before he pushes me!

Who won the league?
Who won the league?
Who won the league?
Who won the league?
Chelski of course!

Jose: Hello Mr. van Harsh!
Van Harsh: what?
Jose: Well, fancy seeing you here!
Van Harsh: Oh no
Jose: It turns out YOU are MY pupil and I am YOUR master!
Van Harsh: Jackass!
Schlong Terry: Two flops in attack, Laurel and Hardy at the back
Jose: Haha, good one! And heres a copy of my favourite statistics... THE LEAGUE TABLE!
Who won the league?
Who won the league?
Who won the league?
Who won the league?
Chelski of course!

Jose: Hello Elephant Seal!
Elephant Seal: What?
Jose: Well, fancy seeing you here!
Elephant Seal: Honesty?
Jose: Honesty, I'm surprised! I was expecting to see Klopp here
Its not been your best year, if I'm totally honest
Elephant Seal: Okay!
Jose: In case you have forgotten, I've written 'short' list
Elephant Seal: Hard work!
Jose: You failed in the league, in Europe, Top 4, it really has been quite a killer
Schlong Terry: The closest you'll get to Europe next year, is when you are playing A.Villa
Jose: Rickasleyon Villa broke Stevie's heart, no birthday farewell final for him!
Schlong Terry: They're bad in attack and worse at the back!
Jose: Christ, they're managed by Dim Tim! Your signings have failed, like Dejan Lovebench! The Chuckle Brothers in attack! The llama is lame, and can you explain Lazar Quest and Raheem at wing-back?
Raheem likes Sterling he's made that so clear, the contract you wrote is unsigned! His only chance of finishing high is breathing in nitrus oxide!

Who won the league?
You, who won the league?
One place left to go, one thing left to say!
Jose: Aguerooooooooooooooooooo, no not today, because:
Who won the league?
Everybody, who won the league?