David Zippel, Cy Coleman
Ev’rybody’s Gotta Be Somewhere
[Angel City Four]
On the loose and so elusive
You won't find her ’til you've check every avenue
Like a diamond in a coal mine
She's where you would least expect
Try to track her down
Go over the whole darn town
Go on a fishin’ expedition
Everybody's gotta be somewhere
Girls don't vanish in thin air
But where where where where?
Take a little looksie, nose around
There's an underground crowd to scout
Use a little intuition if you wish your mission to pan out
Keep an open ear and trust your gut
Let the scuttlebutt cross your mind
If you're out of innuendo 'round the bend
Are hints you've yet to find
[Stone (Angel City Four)]
Stay right on her trail
(This tomato is a hot potato)
This case is a beaut
(Dig deep and keep on digging)
She's the holy grail
(She’s a needle in haystack heaven)
You’re in hot pursuit
(You're warm and getting warmer)
[Angel City Four]
Don’t be so low-key
Start following every lead
Don't put your feet up, turn the heat up
Everybody's gotta be somewhere
Girls don't vanish in thin air
First you gotta look left
Then you gotta look right
Then you better look high and low
Gotta run around town
Gotta play the old game
It’s a little like tic tac toe
[Stone]
Where's that dame?
Where's she gone to?
She's a flame
That you're drawn to
Where I wonder am I gonna find this chick?
It's quite a blunder
To underestimate her
She's a sty in the eye of a private dick
She look familiar?
[Porno Vendor]
You don't know how many women I see each day
Beneath innumerable guys
Yours would be hard to forget I regret to say
She's one I never laid my eyes on
[Stone]
Where's that dame?
Where's she gone to?
She's a flame
That you're drawn to
Where I wonder am I gonna find this chick?
It's quite a blunder
To underestimate her
She's a sty in the eye of a private dick
She look familiar?
[Madame]
Though I've never seen her
I've seen girls like these so young and ripe
Your missing miss is not the type to miss a misdemeanor
Why don't you why don't you why don't you
Let me choose a change of pace?
For broads like this you came to the right place
[Stone]
Where's that dame?
Where's she gone to?
[Two Prostitutes]
You're quite a masterful detective
And it's your lucky day to stumble on us
You'll find us a plus
It hardly seems at random
You're wise to scrutinize us
We won't refuse
So take off your shoes
We'll search for clues in tandem
[Angel City Four]
Try to track her down
Go over the whole darn town
Better have hope and both eyes open
Girls don't vanish in thin air
She's lying low you're flying blind but
Everybody's gotta be somewhere
Everybody's gotta be somewhere