[Intro]
Hear ye, hear ye
Introducing a brand new knight of the realm

[Chorus]
I'm on the knight shift
Sword in my hand, yeah, it's priceless
Get down on one knee for her highness
I'm unbeatable when I'm like this
On the knight shift, on the knight shift
Sword in my hand, yeah, it's priceless
Get down on one knee for her highness
I'm unbeatable when I'm like this
On the knight shift

[Verse 1]
'Scuse me, out the back of the wagon
Me and the girlies gonna roll into the tavern
It's the big boots, chainmail kinda fashion
Move out the way, fix your breath little dragon
It's a slay or be slain world
I am an assassin underneath these curls
When they see us comin', yeah, they clutch their pearls
Rollin' with the witches and the elves and the trolls and the ghouls

[Bridge]
Oh my god, Lady Gwendolyn
You have had too much mead
You need to go home
[Chorus]
On the knight shift
Sword in my hand, yeah, it's priceless
Get down on one knee for her highness
I'm unbeatable when I'm like this
On the knight shift, on the knight shift
Sword in my hand, yeah, it's priceless
Get down on one knee for her highness
I'm unbeatable when I'm like this
On the knight shift

[Verse 2]
Town cryin' in the club, you don't need to write it down
Ring ring, bitch, I'm the talk of the town
Shaking hind quarters, that is our quest
Always standin' puffed with this armour on my chest
Height of a hobbit, but don't let that fool ya
You made a daft comment sitting in my boudoir
Cute and too funny, yeah, I'm a jester
Big sword energy, come on, let's spark

[Chorus]
On the knight shift
Sword in my hand, yeah, it's priceless
Get down on one knee for her highness
I'm unbeatable when I'm like this
On the knight shift, on the knight shift
Sword in my hand, yeah, it's priceless
Get down on one knee for her highness
I'm unbeatable when I'm like this
On the knight shift
[Outro]
Oh my god, no, Lady Gwendolyn
Don't send him that carrier pigeon (Oh my god)
He is not worth it
You're gonna find a forest elf
Who treats you right