I've been a Halo Fanboy since back in the day
The best shooter just got the major upgrade
Spent the last decade hangin with the Chief
Halo 1, Halo 2, Halo 3, ODST
This game is sick like internet porn
Jetpack on my back straight getting airborne
Raining shots to your dome, with steady aim and precision
Always blurring up your vision and leaving your corpse twitchin
On a mission you be wishing that you never had to face me
Multiplayer motherfucker, this time I'm getting crazy
Take your whole team out, yeah, I'm that fast
Like a gay dinosaur you'll be a Mega Sore Ass
I ain't done with you son, it's time to run and gun
I get to steppin my weapon be blastin noobs for fun
DMR be bangin out steady, I'm on the ready
Headshottin little grunts, popping out confetti
Sneaking up behind you assassinate you quick
Mad love to Bungie this game is so sick
While you be lagging, I be fragging, straight making it rain
The tactics are scary Legendary Campaign
Cap the flag, armor lock, headhunter, playing Swat
Pop your head around the corner and then you get dropped
Can't stop cause the epoic fightfight goes on
Smoking your ass like I was Cheech and Chong
No More Halo 3, It's all about REACH, Halo Reach
No ODST, it's all about REACH, Halo Reach
Teabagging your grill because I'm a face humper
Hoping round like a rabbit, cause I'm using bumper jumper
And truthfully I never really liked the elites
But that's all changed now because bungie made them beast
Snipers hot, 1 shot, no scope to your face
I'm the mutha fucking kig of the sticky grenades
Across the map, your trapped, I'll toss it up
It will stick to your face you'll be like "what the fuck?"
Loadouts so leet that you can't belive
Sprint, halographic decoy, invisibility
A shotty spree and a sword beatdown
Then getting bulltrue's cause your a clown
I feel right at hoem with those old school maps
Double Kill, Tripple Kill, Over Kill, Killtac
Running you down on teh mongoose son
The hog, and the ghost and the scorpion
It's fun, to play Reach all night
In fact fuck, there goes a year of my life
You and me, yep, we got a date
On Bloodgulch, your straight getting raped
By the tanks so thanks for that funning riot
I'll stretch you out like your on a diet
Being all sneaky as a Deciever
Then I'll blast you in your head like you were Justin Beiber
No More Halo 3, It's all about REACH, Halo Reach
No ODST, it's all about REACH, Halo Reach

Wait What is that man, it smells like feces
Oh damn, it's the covenant species
The Elites, the Hunters, the Brutes and the skirmishers
Jackals, the drones, the grunts, and the engineers
I'm a Spartan so suck my wiener
And I'm like Chuck Norris when it comes to teh arena
Oh No where do we got, you just got your motherfucking ass kicked at Halo
Again my friend, it's the uber rap 2
I'm back fully stacked ain't got nothing to prove
I love this game, there ain't no faking
Spend all of my time up int eh matchmaking
Lookign godamn sexy with Armor and Recon
Say goodbye to your life, and say hello to your mom
You camp so much that you need a tent
It's like Froman cooking up marshmallows and shit
Health is getting low so I'm trying to survive
But your the friggin helen Kellar of xbox live
You couldn't hit a fat chick, even with a sword
And since I'm talking shit, lets talk about forge
Forge world is bigger than Oprah's ass, bigger than Bill Gate's cash
Or Lady GaGa's mustache
Stay away Bk cause your team is trash
I play so much I've got an MLG rash

No More Halo 3, It's all about REACH, Halo Reach
No ODST, it's all about REACH, Halo Reach
No More Halo 3, It's all about REACH, Halo Reach
No ODST, it's all about REACH, Halo Reach