[Verse 1]
Police are always chasing me, they say I got a felony
But all I did was steal me a ride (a nice ride)
And now I'm havin’ to drive so fast, the helicopter's on my ass
Find a garage and park it inside (inside)
You think I could outrun 'em, but they never stop a-comin’
SWAT teams want me dead (dead)
Sittin' in the shadows here, I'm hopin' that they all just disappear
They don't, they just kill me instead (argh!)

[Chorus]
Grand Theft Auto V cops are dicks (big ol' dicks!)
I'm sick of it (so sick of it)
I can never get away
When I try to outrun them, I always wreck (I always wreck)
Or maybe break my neck (I'll probably break my neck)
And then I get blown away

[Verse 2]
I’m drivin’ like a lunatic, robbed a bank and now I'm rich
Shot a prostitute with my gun
Carjacked and then I punched a guy, I’m wanted by the FBI
But Grand Theft Auto is fun (it's fun!)
Runnin' for days accross the map, shootin' thugs and smokin’ crack
I got a dead guy in the trunk (the trunk)
Police are always chasin' me, so I load up artillery
And shoot the po-po right in the junk (my nuts!)

[Chorus]
Grand Theft Auto V cops are dicks (big ol' dicks!)
I'm sick of it (so sick of it)
I can never get away
Especially the one with the shotgun, I hate that dude
(I hate that dude)
You hate him too (you know you do!)
'Cause he shoots you in the face

[Bridge]
They're a bag of dicks and a bowl of cock
In Grand Theft Auto V, I hate the cops
They used to be easy and now they're not
Try to outrun 'em everyday, but I end up shot
I get arrested every single day
And when I don't get arrested, I get blown away
The cops are dicks, there's nothing more to say
Big ol' dicks in GTA

[Verse 3]
It's like they're friggin' RoboCop
Invincible, they never stop
And I can only run for so long (so long)
My skills are gettin' tested 'cause I always get arrested
I'm Public Enemy No. 1 (one!)
In all the other GTAs, I could escape and get away
The cops were dumb and easy to lose (later, dudes!)
But not in Grand Theft Auto V, they'll hunt you down until you die
Now I friggin' feel like a noob (noob!)

[Chorus]
Grand Theft Auto V cops are dicks (big ol' dicks!)
I'm sick of it (so sick of it)
I can never get away
When I try to outrun them, I always wreck (I always wreck)
Or maybe break my neck (I'll probably break my neck)
And then I get blown away