[Ed Robertson & Steven Page]
Hello, Steve!
Oh, Hi Ed. Someone left me this "L" and I don't know what to do with it
Why don't you put it right in the middle of your forehead?
Yeah, thanks
No, I'm just kiddin'. It's not my "L". Um, I was thinking, though, you could sing, like, a "la-la-la" song with the letter "L"
Yeah, that sounds great
No, I'm serious, you know, you could sing some "la-la-la"s and then some pretty words that start with "L". You'd have a nice little song there
Oh, you mean like "la, la, la, la!"
No, c'mon, give it a try
Okay

[Steven Page & Ed Robertson]
La, la, la, la, uh, lemon
La, la, la, la, lightbulb
(I guess...)
La, la, la, la, lamp post
(This is fun!)
La, la, la, la, lump in my oatmeal!

[Ed Robertson & Steven Page]
I think we're almost there. I just- I was just thinking more, sorta, you know, lovely lilting words that start with "L"
(Like what?) Like this:
La, la, la, la, laughter
(Uh huh)
La, la, la, la, lullaby
(I see)
La, la, la, la, lollipop
(Ah)
La, la, la, la, lights in the sky
[Steven Page & Ed Robertson]
I got one. You're going to love this one
I love it already. Let's hear it
Here we go:
La, la, la... linoleum!

[Ed Robertson, Steven Page, Both]
Ugh...
Listen to me
'Cause "L" is such a lovely letter (That's true)
For words like licorice and lace, the letter "L" lights up your face
So why not la, la la, la la (La, la la, la la)
With me

[Outro: All, Kevin Hearn]
La, la, la, la, lemon
La, la, la, la, lamp post
La, la, la, la, lightbulb
La, la, la, la, lump in my oatmeal
La, la, la... leukemia
It happened to me-