[Farley Gordon]
My home rink
Your puck

[Darryl]
You're foolish and I'm gonna school ya, chump

[Ensemble]
Yeah, good luck!

[Ensemble]
How much more perfect can ya get?
Stick on the ice, puck in the net
1 2 3 4
In a row, how many more
5 6 7 8
Is this your first time on skates?
That makes 9, one more makes 10

[Gump]
$50 bucks
Who's gettin' drunk again!

[Darryl]
I've seen the greats on skates
From the Great Slave Lake
To the Great Lake States
[Gump]
Yeah, great story, has-been...
Pay up

[Darryl]
I know just what it takes
If it weren't for a few mistakes
I could have been in the NH-L~...

[Ensemble]
Aw, like hell!

[Gump]
Are we supposed to believe that baloney?

[Ensemble]
You'd be lucky to drive a Zamboni!

[Darryl]
Seriously, I know what I'm talking about

[Gump]
I know there's a $50, you better payout!

[Darryl]
It was worth it and I'll rise above it
It was an honour to play you...
Shove it!