[Verse 1]
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or ottoman)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice reliant automobile)

[Chorus]
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
(I'd build a tree-fort in our yard)
If I had a million dollars
(You could help, it wouldn't be that hard)
If I had a million dollars
(Maybe we could put a fridge in there somewhere)

[Post-Chorus]
We could go up there whenever we wanted to
(We could have something to eat maybe)
[Verse 2]
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a fur a coat
(But not a real fur coat, that's cruel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Like a llama or an emu)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you John Mеrrick's remains
(All them crazy bones)

[Chorus]
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your lovе
If I had a million dollars
(We wouldn't have to walk to the store)
If I had a million dollars
(We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more)
If I had a million dollars
(We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner)

[Post-Chorus]
But we would, it's tasty stuff
(Of course we would, it's a very tasty treat for the whole family)
[Verse 3]
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a green dress
(With a tastefully round neck)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

[Chorus]
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich